'tis the season for a bunch of cheap crap nobody wants

now that the schreibermas season is upon us, it's time to stop procrastinating and get going on your holiday shopping. no doubt everyone on your list wants the same thing this year ... but temper that disappointment at not finding a stocking stuffed with cash-stuffed envelopes by hooking your loved ones up with a selection from the brand-spankin'-new "pasta consultant" line of quality apparel from ottawonk. that's right, now you too can discreetly communicate your willingness to accept cash as legal tender for all your legitimate pasta-related transactions while still looking totally hott in this awesome t-shirt, just $9.99 for a limited time only at the ottawonk boutique:

accessorize with gucci loafers!

and while you're in the shop, don't forget to check out our other fine offerings ... for example, what better way to steel yourself for a grueling day of questioning before the parliamentary committee then a steaming hot cup o' joe served in your very own "i'm entitled to my entitlements" coffee mug! entitle yourself to one today for just $11.99:

just say you rest on your opening statement

as for all you harper-stalkers out there, catch the hungry eye of your dear leader at his next public event by offering up your little one dressed warmly and snugly in our totally adorable baby creeper:

now with 33% less lead paint!

best of all these items are conveniently priced in american dollars, so your super-loonies totally guarantee you awesome savings! and jim flaherty will be so proud of you for boycotting canadian retailers and buying american.