'topes ... lose?

all of these things are sexy, but one is sexier

so our ottawonk operative embedded deep within nrcan reports that they're all deeply disappointed over there that it was the young, hot, communications staffer that got canned, as opposed to the jerky male policy one who yells at you unless you break up all the sciency stuff with some sexy jeebus references (no, seriously). anywayz, congratulations stephen maher for this woodward-and-bernsteinesque feat of political reporting, although we're still not exactly sure why recording devices found in the ladies washroom are automatically assumed to be yours. no doubt they will make a movie about it all someday, what with all the gripping, ready-made dialogue:

From: Steve Maher
To: MacDonnell, Jasmine
Sent: Fri Mar 27 20:50:09 2009
Subject: You totally forgot to let me know about atlantic energy whatsit thingy

From: MacDonnell, Jasmine [mailto:Jasmine.MacDonnell@NRCan-RNCan.gc.ca]
To: Steve Maher
Sent: Sat 28/03/2009 5:24 PM
Subject: Re: You totally forgot to let me know about atlantic energy whatsit thingy

I totally did. The announcement came together really quickly.You still have my tape recorder so I say we're even.

omg, flirt much? is this like the hill version of the leave-behind?

(confidential to jasmine m.: hey we found your phone, nice pics o_O ... call us!)

(confidential to l. ian. m.: win!)

(confidential to lisa r.: don't worry, john baird will totally let you take credit for this one too.)

QP UPDATE: WHY DOES MICHAEL IGNATIEFF NOT FIND CANADIANS WITH CANCER SEXY?! go back to america, douchebag.

QP UPDATE II: btw lisa, another way to say "the comments with which i am associated" is "the comments i totally said, myself, on tape, and which everyone and their mom has now heard like 500 times". here, watch how john baird does it.